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Hilary Clinton to play prostitute in GTA 4

Rockstar pays back Hilary for saying all those bad things about their flagship, the GTA series, by giving her a small part in the upcoming GTA 4.

 

Seriously News reports that the developer has announced in a blog posted press release that it intends to make all the prostitutes in GTA 4 look like the democrats’ presidential candidate.

 

Clinton has long been an enemy of the GTA franchise and violent games in general, going as far as asking for a federal investigation into GTA: San Andreas, to probe how children can access violent and pornographic scenes from the game, online. “Being able to kill people in a virtual world is harmful to society. It’s why I spend all of my time in the Senate cleaning up video games instead of improving real life” said Hilary.

 

Rockstar is going beyond looks, after having sex with the player, the prostitute will say something like: “will you still vote for me?”, and after being killed, with her last breath, she’ll say: “Now I’ll never get to be president!”

 

This all sounds very funny, actually it sounds to funny to be true, un fortunately we weren’t able to track this blog posted press release, in order to confirm this news. Still even if it turns out to be bogus, it’s still a nice idea.

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January 14th, 2008 Posted by Spooky | News | 15 comments

15 Comments »

  1. so your saying we will have sex with girls again in GTAIV weeeeeeeepppppppppppee.

    Comment by HAZER blade | January 15, 2008

  2. Sounds like a guaranteed way for Rockstar to get sued.

    Comment by XStylus | January 15, 2008

  3. Anyone taken in by this has a gullability factor of seven.

    Meh.

    Comment by itsthebloke | January 15, 2008

  4. What’s funny is that the original version of the story only has 5 diggs: http://www.digg.com/gaming_news/GTA_IV_Prostitute_to_look_like_Hilary_Clinton

    Comment by L. Snickers | January 15, 2008

  5. Funniest thing I’ve read in weeks RFLMAO!! Great Idea Id buy it.

    Comment by surculus | January 15, 2008

  6. Yeah, she’s against virtual killing in GTA, but all for real killing in Iraq and possibly Iran soon.

    Way to go Hillary!

    Comment by Amy | January 15, 2008

  7. itsthebloke has a geek factor of OVER NINE THOUSAND!!

    Comment by annon | January 15, 2008

  8. This is funny as hell

    Comment by CFA Level 1 | January 15, 2008

  9. This works out pretty well for Hillary. - Eric Monse

    Comment by Eric Monse | January 15, 2008

  10. As a very public figure, she’d have a tough time suing Rock Star for any sort of slander or libel or whatever this would be.

    Comment by Re: being sued | January 15, 2008

  11. Bitch

    Comment by grr | January 16, 2008

  12. If it had come out sooner she might get more votes.

    Comment by Brian | January 16, 2008

  13. why not make Tom Delay the prostitute. The democrats aren’t especially known for their censoring ways… especially when compared to piece of shit republicans.

    Comment by Joe | January 16, 2008

  14. “The democrats aren’t especially known for their censoring ways” WTF??? Do you not remember Hillary and Lieberman getting together for a bunch of press releases when they attacked GTA:SA? You’re sadly under the impression that one of the two big parties represents freedom and other such interests. Ha. They are the same as far as this goes. And their differences? Token emotional issues that they won’t actually change. You’re a sucker to defend her or the democrats.

    Comment by Malignant Monkey | January 16, 2008

  15. haahaa!
    Fucking bitch..

    Comment by yo! | February 2, 2008

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